“Professional Procrastinator” Clear Tritan Bottle with Straw (Funny Desk Gift)
16.9oz / Transparent
$22.99
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$22.99
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This Tritan water bottle carries a wry, relatable energy — clear, durable, and built for people who laugh at their own delay tactics. The crisp, high-contrast print reads like a tiny manifesto: bold headline type and a tongue-in-cheek definition beneath. It sits easily on a desk or in a bag, the spill-resistant grey lid with foldable straw keeps sips close while the tough Tritan body resists clouding and holds up to daily knocks. Choose between two sizes, personalize the label for a friend (or yourself), and enjoy bright, long-lasting color that won’t fade. It feels casual, a little cheeky, and ready to travel from home office to coffee shop to commute.
Product features
- Made from clear, durable BPA-free Tritan resin.
- Spill-resistant screw-on grey lid with foldable straw and clear mouthpiece.
- Vibrant, fade-resistant full-color printing — customizable.
- Available in two sizes; designed for adult use.
- Made in South Korea from Tritan, polypropylene, acrylonitrile, and polyethylene.
Care instructions
- Hand wash only
“Professional Procrastinator” Clear Tritan Bottle with Straw (Funny Desk Gift)
$22.99
Sale price
$22.99
Regular price
Product features
- Made from clear, durable BPA-free Tritan resin.
- Spill-resistant screw-on grey lid with foldable straw and clear mouthpiece.
- Vibrant, fade-resistant full-color printing — customizable.
- Available in two sizes; designed for adult use.
- Made in South Korea from Tritan, polypropylene, acrylonitrile, and polyethylene.
Care instructions
- Hand wash only
EU representative: Fresh Press Co., freshpressbrand@gmail.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in South Korea
Care instructions: Hand wash only